Daily Mail reports with a love of alliteration so entertainingly employed on her Twitter account, Courtney Stodden must have salivated over a sensual session of surfing by the sea.
Sadly, the 17-year-old was so busy with her first ever board lesson that after her Sunday soundbite from The Bible (the classic 'do unto others'), she didn't get time to update her account with a sentence sloshing with 's' noises.
Courtney, who is married to X Files 'creep' Doug Hutchison, 51, managed to get a line of torrid prose rattled on Saturday, however, as she enjoyed the beach in a more leisurely fashion.
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